Okay. Let's talk about my day so far. I have this sociology paper to write and it's really pissing me the fuck off. It's due tomorrow at 4pm so I have plenty of time but it's just a drag.
I'm going to waffle house tonight. Well, tomorrow morning really. Around 1:30am. It's turning into a weekly tradition with a friend of mine.
Uh. What else? I made a speech this morning. Yes, yes, I delivered a powerful oratory, filled with passion and essence of the human spirit. It was riveting. There were tears. Actually there weren't. It was about the fleeting appreciation and enthusiasm for classical music on college campuses and in life generally. Interesting on some levels I guess. It was a far cry better than the other dumbasses who decided it'd be a good idea to go to a website and copy down facts to recite to us for 4-6 minutes. That was painful.
How are we doing on time? Five minutes left.
I'm drinking my energy beverage of choise. Nitrous Monster Killer-B. It's this pretty yellow color and it makes me jittery and awake for five hours or so. Imagine if a 5 Hour Energy and a Redbull had sex. This is the offspring.
I've had the Green Acres theme song stuck in my head all day. Why? I don't know. I've never even officially watched the show. Strange. Strange things happen to me.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm dreaming in real life. I find myself in these strange situations and I can never tell if what I'm seeing is true. Maybe I'll provide examples tomorrow.
OKBYE
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