Let's see. What happened today? Well, my biology lab was cancelled so that gave me more time to work on my speech I'm giving in communications tomorrow. It's actually a lot of bullshit. Heaping piles of bullshit. Mountains of bullshit as far as the eye can see.
Okay, enough of that. I drank a Nitrous Monster about thirty minutes ago and I've noticed that it really just makes my ADD worse. My mind becomes more energized but ends up only capable of straying away from the subject matter I'm trying to address. Like this paper. Fuck.
It's only three pages. Three goddamn pages about Beloved. BELOVED. A book I've read before. It's good. Toni Morrison is a goddess. You'll see that once you finish it. I'm convinced she's the male equivalent of Morgan Freeman (aka GOD). Which means she's god's lover. And together they account for all knowledge of the universe and essentially existence in general.
Please don't think to hard about this post. I guess I'm going for that whole stream off consciousness thing. Keep typing no matter what. Disregard mistakes. Keep typing. Hey! That's like Beloved. Toni Morrison employs stream of consciousness in Beloved to better display her concept of "rememory." You'll get it later. Once you read the book, yeah. Okay.
5 minutes left before paper. Oh shit. What am I going to say for five minutes? Oh yeah, fuck you, Christine O' Donnell. You tried to lie about where you were going to grad school THREE DAMN TIMES. What? Did you think people wouldn't check where you went to college and IF YOU ACTUALLY WENT if you ran for a political office? I guess not. I guess you're another one of those Sarah Palin Tea Bagging motherfuckers who actually have no true concept of what's going on. And you're racist. And homophobic. And just another example of the uneducated trash the GOP decides to represent their party. It took her ten damn years to finally get her bachelor's in English Literature. It insults ME that someone so stupid and ridiculous would even attempt to look at literature with a critical eye. Bitch.
Okay, one minute left. Let's end on a happy note! Umm... do I even have those? Um. Um. Um. The color yellow is very pretty. I feel like it's one of those colors that's under appreciated. Like indigo. Ever since I was a child everyone had some sort of hostility towards indigo. It's part of Roy G Biv just like the rest of the spectrum. I demand equal treatment of all colors!
Bye now! :D
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